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“I am writing to the remark about don made by cactus russ I feel greatly offended that he would stoop so low as to slam an lod that has been so trustworthy of me and has looked out for me since he got here at 1093 just b/c he comes off as old and mean doesn’t mean that he is I feel a great injustice has been done in the remarks made about him there are a lot worst people at target than don and I would hope you will stop slamming people that you don’t even know or have had a chance to work with if there was one lod that hos looked out for me the most it is don and if that is what you think of him then so be it but at least talk to him before posting very upsetting things about him b/c we are not all perfect and I would hope that you would have more manners than to make comments you can’t back up thank you”What you have just read is an e-mail that was sent to the Target Clique responding to my Words of Wisdom, volume 1. The Clique took it upon themselves to respond to the mysterious “Joe Joe” themselves in a nice, polite way. Well, Cactus Russ isn’t nice, and he is not polite. So Joe Joe, get ready to take a beating here.
First of all, I was not aware that we allowed 2nd grade students to work at Target. And judging by the grammar and punctuation of this e-mail, it was written on a 2nd grade level. An average 2nd grade level. By a student who gets C’s in English. We basically have a paragraph which was written as one, long, uneducated run on sentence, with no capitalization. Now, I’m not claiming to be the world’s best writer, or an English major, but Joe Joe… come on. At least try to sound halfway intelligent. Reading that e-mail literally gave me a headache. I mean, my god… how retarded is this person? It makes me sick to my stomach knowing that society let’s people this unintelligent live among us. Joe Joe needs to go back to 1st grade and learn how to intelligently put his or her words on paper.
Before Joe Joe goes back to school, he or she must first face their own insecurities and come out of the closet and use their real name. Ok, so my birth certificate doesn’t say “Cactus Russ” on it, but if you don’t know who I am, then you need to go back to Kindergarten along with Joe Joe. You can hide behind your computer all you want Joe Joe, but deep down inside you will always know that you are nothing but a little whiney bitch. So you can just suck my cock… and like it. Fucker.
And as far as Don goes… a few days after writing the column in question, I actually had a nice, friendly talk with Don over lunch, and he is an ok guy. He is still not my favorite person at Target, but he’s not my least favorite either. He never was my least favorite, but recently he has moved up a few rungs on my proverbial ladder of friendship. Don is ok in my book… and me thinking that has absolutely nothing to do with the cock sucker Joe Joe’s e-mail. So don’t go thinking you made me see the errors of my way, you ass clown.
So, just as a friendly reminder to all of you loyal readers… this is my fucking column, and if you don’t like what I have to say, you can all just eat my ass. I enjoy these little e-mails I get, so write me, if you dare. Don’t e-mail the Clique. E-mail me. Cactus_Russ@yahoo.com That’s me, so send your opinions my way, and let me tell you why you are wrong, and I am right. That’s all I got to say for now. Get that mouth ready Joe Joe… I got a fat cock ready for you to suck.
-Cactus Russ
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