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5, 2000
| (5-5-00)--Don't Fuck With Desert Plants |
| Hello
all good ol' Number One here for yet another update. New
Schedule is up for your viewing experience, or rather for the expirience
of the guy sitting outside your window with the camera. CLICK. Also The
Prickly One himself, Cactus Russ has left a SPECIAL
POST for his special friend "joe joe". Well this weekend is gonna suck
just like all the others, I guess all of you are just losers that don't
wanna come out with us. Let's just say that SUMMER is coming and if things
continue as is, it's going to suck like our store.
~The
Clique~
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| (5-1-00)--Anybody Home?!? & How Stress Is Bad |
| Hi Everybody
are you still there?!? Im really really sorry about not getting the
schedule up til now, but I had a computer program that needed writing (again)
and my sister had rights to the computer due to the fact her anthology
was due tomorrow. So anyways, we're back with a big update!
First off the not so NEW Schedule (week
ending 5-6-00).
More importantly, however, Cactus Russ has brought us vol. 2 of his Words Of Wisdom, entitled Dont Sweat The Small Stuff, you can still find his stuff in the Literature Section. Finally, I think the survey is about over. It was our biggest turnout ever with 73 votes!!! Well, so what if the votes got rigged a little, a few people still had to take the time to vote like 20 times each, so that counts for something, I guess. Matt won with 51% however, to eveyones surprise it was Julie who actually got the new CTL position. Hmm, thats the first time our survey has ever been wrong. I really dont understand how Matt didnt win, oh well, maybe you have to work to get the position or something (j/k Matt). Peep the NEW survey below. Make sure you write The Clique about anything that is on your mind and we'll see later. ~The
Clique~
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| (4-20-00)--Blaze One For The Homies Locked Upstate |
| Wassup!!!
Clique Members everybody's favorite cart attendant here for the update.
Well first things first, I hope everyone has lit some Chronic for National
Reefer Day, I know Chris has. Also the New Schedule
is up for your benefit, or the benefit of stalkers. Most importantly The
Clique has added an exciting new feature to the website I am close to orgasm
at the very thought. We are fortunate enough to announce that the Clique
will now be offering WORDS OF WISDOM presented
by none other than Cactus
Russ!!!
Cactus
Russ
should be providing a lot of laughs (at least to those that get it) for
the next several weeks. You can find it in the Literature
Section for the time being. Also if you've been to work in the last
few days you have seen the "Let's Get Back to the
Brand" memo in TSC. The Clique has made "revisions" to this memo to
better suit the Target Employee.
~The
Clique~
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| (4-14-00)--New Schedule Released & More Changes For Target |
| Word
Up! The Clique is bringing you the New
Schedule today (Week ending 4-22-00). Also, one of our CTLs,
Tony has been fired. This change has prompted a new survey to be
released below (The old one said Eric quitting was a great thing at 55%),
vote now! Furthermore, check out the new Literature
Section if you have time, or submit something yourself. Finally,
I have archived the March news items under the News
Section, if you want to catch up on whats been going on.
~The
Clique~
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| (4-10-00)--The Pen Is Mightier Than The...Bullseye?!? |
| Hello,
everyone. I hope you all had a pleasant weekend. This update
brings a new section to the Clique website. We are opening up a Literature
Section with the unveiling of the recently scribed poem "An
Ode To Target". So far this section includes Article
I of the Manifesto and this poem, however more will be coming soon!
If you have anything cool to say about good old Target then drop us a line
at Target_Clique@usa.net
(poems, editorials, stories, jokes, etc.) Please send us all your
good ideas and writings!
~The
Clique~
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| (4-7-00)--New Schedule UP & Other Shit |
| Hey
everybody, yes I know the schedule is a day late. I was unable to
get access to my computer last night, so if you have any issues with that
please proceed to read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page, Thank
You. New Schedule HERE. Other important
news includes Marcus getting his license back!!!!! Everything went
great on his test except the lady that he hit, but the tester wasnt looking
so it didnt hurt his score any. Congrats Marcus on achieving that
which everyone already has, Great Job :) (Hey that means I actually
wont have to drive! Woo-Hoo) Aside from
that Dave "Shows His Sack" will no longer be doing so in our store, as
he too has hung up his LRT. We here at the Target Clique would like
to say bye to Dave and hope he visits us once and a while. Also,
this is the first post for the month of April! Peace All.
~The
Clique~
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