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Russ’s Words of Wisdom
| Cactus Russ's Picks | Comments: |
| Song of the Week: | You Ain’t Gotta Lie (Ta Kick It) by Ice Cube feat. Chris Rock. What can I say about Ice Cube… he is a God. Cactus Russ’s woman (yes, I have a woman) says that the only person she’d ever cheat on me with would be Ice Cube, and I’m down with that… I wouldn’t mind stickin my wang where Cube’s wang had been. I respect him that much. Plus, Chris Rock is very funny on this song. |
| Flick of the Week: | Office Space. If you ever have a bad day at work, this is the movie you need to watch when you go home. It will make you feel much better. It’s very funny, and it has a kick ass soundtrack. |
| Chick of the Week: | The Canadian chick I met at a party last Saturday night. I don’t remember her name… but she was hella cool. 6 foot tall, very athletic looking, and a heavy drinker. My kinda woman. She coulda played around with my Cactus Sack all night… unfortunatly she wasn’t drunk enough to do that… but it was still nice talkin to her… and stuff. In the case that The Canadian chick can’t live up to her title, this week I have a first runner up. It is the stoner chick from OSU that I met at the same party. About my height, long blonde hair, real cute face, and a nice body. We ate pot brownies together, and talked about some deep stuff… and the rest I will just leave up to your imagination. Damn, I’m a fucking pimp. |
The Message
Now, everyone who knows me knows that I am a very laid back kind of guy, and I don’t get mad easily. In fact, I think the last time I really got mad was back in the early 90’s, when they took the Ninja Turtles off the air. That pissed me off to no end. But ever since the Ninja Turtle incident, The Prickly One has felt little or no anger. It didn’t just happen by magic… it takes practice to be able to not sweat the small stuff.
I really don’t understand why people get upset and angry at things that they have no control over. A perfect example is the other night, when I was out with a friend, and he was driving down a street, and a school bus was pulled over, letting someone off. And when that person got off, the bus didn’t move. This pissed the nameless friend of mine off to no end… and he started screaming at the bus driver to get a move on. Now, unless Mr. Bus Driver has super human hearing abilities, he could not hear my friend. So, what’s the point? And why get mad in the first place? Put yourself in the bus driver’s shoes. He’s just doing his job. Simple as that. It’s easy to stay calm and just go around him instead of getting your heart rate up and putting stress on yourself.
Stress is not a good thing. It shortens lives and causes a lot of pain. Stress, for the most part, comes from anger. So if you eliminate the anger, you eliminate the stress, and life is happy. So all I’m trying to say is… don’t sweat the small stuff. I understand someone getting pissed if they find out their girlfriend is sucking the entire football team’s cock… hell, I’d even get pissed at that. But things like the bus incident should be able to just roll down your back, and not bother you at all.
I know you’re thinking, “What does this have to do with Target?” Well, it has a lot to do with Target. Your job, especially if it is a little piss ant nowhere job like Target, should not cause you any stress. I know that there are times when you may be asked to do something that to you seems totally retarded, but so what? You have to be there anyway, you might as well do what is asked of you to be done, and not go around bitching and stressing about it. It’s just fucking Target, it’s not your life or career. It’s what you do to pay the bills… and nothing more. If you are first told that zoning is the issue for the night, then it changes a half hour later to reshop, then a little later to autopulls, who gives a fuck? You’re going to be there till 10:00 either way, so just do your job, whatever it may be. Don’t sweat the small stuff. That is the best advice I can give anyone. Don’t sweat the small stuff.
Until
Marcus admits that he really did like kissing me, I am…
-Cactus
Russ
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