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Article I: The Clique Family Scriptures

Section I:  The Beginning
A long time ago (actually April 2, 1999) in a Target store not too far away, an extraordinary thought was conceived, by one Russell, to extend our association to an outside of work environment.  Although this concept could not be made a reality on this particular day, it was realized, however, eight calendar days later.  On this date, Russell, Chris, Matt, Marcus, and unfortunately Jeb, set forth to what was at that time an undetermined location.  It was later decided that it would be an outing so perfect, so monumental, so moving, that it would change a small group of persons fore the rest of their lives or they decide that we no longer posses the coolness to hang out with us any longer.  This single event alone impacted the store as no one could have ever imagined.  This amazing event, not only fulfilled our emotional requirements, but also our need for food.  Simply put, we went to Skyline.

Section II:  The Expansion
The expansion took place several weeks later, the date May 8, 1999.  On that night the four founding fathers Marcus, Chris, Russell, and Matt decided to go to Skyline again this time they invited Bridget, however, she declined to attend.  Also, on a side note, Jeb was not included due to the simple fact that he is a freak.  Thirteen days later Bridget decided to attend, and extended an invitation to Becca, we went to Perkins.  The Clique itself was rather inactive from the period of May through July or the arrival of Kyle...

Section III:  The Arrival Of Kyle
Kyle, an old acquaintance of Bridget, obtained a job at Target.  Kyle brought his free loving always pleasant attitude to Target.  Kyle being so outgoing, got us going out again, to a movie (The Sixth Sense).  Two days later, was Matt’s birthday.  Matt being one of the founding fathers, we opted to celebrate his birthday by having a party at his roommates house.  Basically, the party kicked ass.

Section IV:  Kickin It Into High Gear
The days following Matt’s party, we decided that we rather enjoyed going out, so proceeded to do it every night until August 29, 1999.  It was during this time period that the Clique began its park fetish.  We had many fun experiences at the parks and this is also where Marcus developed his knack for clothing removal.  We were able to make two trips to the river, on Connie’s recommendation, which were both very successful.  Overall, it was a great time for the Clique and everyone flourished.  At this point we had to limit our fun to strictly weekends on account of everyone having school.

Section V:  What’s In A Name?
After yet another spectacular party at one Keith’s house, we were pretty much good friends, and living it up.  It was at this time that Marcus was brutally gang raped by Jen H., Connie, and Becca, and the “black man reputation” was proven true, despite the cold; what a stallion.  Finally, the most important factor was the naming of our group.  Marcus, inspired from wrestling, coined us a “clique” and the term “The Target Clique” is obviously still in common use to this day.

Section VI:  Same Old, Same Old
Throughout October and November Marcus began the “Clique Initiation”, which really was nothing more than a ploy to touch the female butt.  Surprisingly, this was for them most part accepted, except for one.  This one rebellious soul, chose to defile the ritual and slander the whole process.  Although, in the end Marcus prevailed, it was quite a controversy and struggle and is still discussed to this day.  Thanks Ellen, for shouting out, you are now on Marcus’ list.  From there, we continued with our standard    activities until we were foiled by the weather.

Section VII: Winter Woes & Marcus Finds Love
The months of December and January horribly hindered the clique with their terrible weather.  During these months we escaped to the movie theaters and continued watching movies at individuals houses.  It was during one of these mild mannered movie watching that the alleged “attack” occurred.  Ellen still ridicules Marcus for this “supposed” incident to this day, despite his constant apologies;  Ellen let it go.  Also during these months, Marcus found his one true love in the fair and beautiful Michelle.     Personally, I have never seen him act so kind in the year that I have known him since finding his love for Michelle.

Section VIII:  Bye Bye Becca, So Long Connie
After two absolutely kick ass parties at Becca’s and Jen M.’s, respectively, Becca bid us adieu to go Florida for 4 months.  Connie found employment elsewhere, due to a conflict with store management.  These two crushing blows to the clique, have hindered, but not stopped us from living it up.

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