Clique
^Poems

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Now we are open and how tired are we, (Bridget writes these two lines)
It's been a late night don't you see
There is too much reshop all over the store,
I think we should bury it at Guest Service under the floor.
The guests at times are rather rude,
The solution is simple, give them an attitude.
Jennifer is nice and sweet at all times, (Jen starts helping here)
Hey I just thought of something, this poem rhymes. (Jen stops helping here)
Michelle went to prom and kept falling asleep, (Michelle gives dirty look & raises blunt object here)
Phil couldn't stand it and he started to weep. (I re-write this line here)
Had Michele gone with Marcus she would have stayed awake, (Marcus says add these lines here)
I hope Marcus doesn't have cinder blocks for Phil's sake.
Bridget had issues with her parents so she decided to move out,
To anyone who sees her, give her a shout.
The clique activities are Marcus and Chris' fortay,
Unfortunately everyone gives them the shaft and won't stay.
The store is going bad, like piss down a drain,
Last night Chris and Ray ran around in the pouring rain.
Things get crazy as annoying guests demand,
However there is no one else working to give you a hand.
Employees here are notorious for giving a front,
Later on it usually makes for an interesting stunt.
As things close up, I hope you have had a good day, (Bridget writes these two lines)
And don't let Target do you the wrong the way!
This tale of complaining has come to and end,
Hopefully after reading it, you won't make it a trend.

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